Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Author interviews... for $1500


Now I've seen it all.

Product Description

Are you among the many authors who would love to be interviewed about their book, but get nervous just thinking about it?

We can solve that. PublishAmerica will send a professional interviewer to your home who will let you tell your story on camera. They will spend hours with you until you get it right. You can be completely relaxed, knowing that the end result will be perfect.

Your interview will be posted on on multiple well-known sites, including YouTube, Metacafe and DailyMotion, where it will be accessible to news reporters, publishing agents and Hollywood producers.


Because whenever literary agents need new clients to represent, they browse YouTube?

We will inform 30,000 media contacts about your interview. You will also go on PublishAmerica TV!

Book your professional video interview now. Our introductory $1499 price covers everything, including our traveling to your home town. You must choose a shipping option to activate the booking.


Your professional interviewer will then be shipped to you. Please note that professional interviewers are sold by weight, not volume, and contents may settle during shipping.

4 comments:

LM Preston said...

Wow! That stinks! Who would...oohh, that just makes me so mad when people try to scam authors.

newadventuresinfantasyfiction said...

Wow, they might as well just say "Are you too dumb to live? If so Publish America wants your money!"

Lee

Randall said...

Utterly, utterly shameless.

Word verification: staxeme. I'd love to drive a stake through PA's advertising.

Maria Zannini said...

Every time I think companies can't get any more unethical, someone proves me wrong. Unbelievable.